It’s the day of Trisha Paytas’ wedding.

Outside the church, I wait and drink from my Hydroflask. I am working as the bouncer.

David Dobrik shows up and I take a selfie with him. He immediately leaves.

Someone's 60 year old friend arrives and i am tasked with keeping an eye on him. We walk to the strip mall nearby to Bed Bath and Beyond.

There's a mom outside the store who is bribing a teacher to let her son into the school as a sophomore even tho he's on a freshman level. The school is inside Bed Bath and Beyond. We walk into the store and I see a small bird flying around. I reach up and extend a finger and the bird clasps onto me. I walk back outside through a turnstile exit and feel annoyed I have to exit this way. Once outside, I let the bird go.